For much of the country this is a Holiday weekend. Five blissful days of stress free, work less days, devoted solely to being happy for what you have, and indulging in countless sinful selections of pies and desserts all while doped up on large amounts of turkey induced tryptophan.
And for me, Thursday was spent doing just this. But as the mail must go through regardless of how good Mom's turkey soup may be, I was off to work. Some years the day after Thanksgiving is really bad, other's not so much. It is after all, the day after a holiday so the mail is inevitably double. However, this is usually offset by the lack of employees necessary to get it to us, therefore resulting in a semi normal day. This year, however, the Postal powers that be determined there was tons of over time to be had and slammed us with mail volume.
I worked a ten hour day. That would be a ten hours, straight through with no lunch, no pee breaks, fueled only by a two day past expiration yogurt that I had eaten at 6 am. I did actually make it off the road by 4pm, only to have my supervisor send me back out.... in the dark... to help another carrier that wasn't going to make it back before the truck went out that night. My issue with this? She had said she needed help before she left the office, and they said NO. Did I mention the best part? I had to pay a sitter for the day. So after taxes, and blah blah blah, I made like $10.
Today, I went to work thinking it could not possibly get any worse than yesterday. Wrong. I had to carry all the same mail that I had carried before because the person who ran that route on Friday didn't realize that the mail he left behind was 2nd class. Really? You've only been in the PO for 3 years... save it buddy, I'm not buying. Off I go, this time fueled by a cheese stick and a wild berry smoothie, with yesterday's mail, today's newspapers, coupons, and a flier dated for Monday. Why? Because I'm awesome... and a bit sadistic, but mostly, because it's my job. Nine hours later, I was too tired to complain or even be angry.
I came home to my new back door which looks beautiful, and settled in for a nice quiet night. Around 7pm Youngest said he had a migraine and went to bed. Bonus, right? Nope. About an hour later he was calling me, all upset, from his bed.
Nothing challenges a mother's love like Tuna puke.
It's something special let me tell you.
Needless to say, tomorrow will be spent inhaling large amounts of movie popcorn.
Swedish style.......
So, how was your weekend?
Ah. The Joyous Muppets! You made my day!
ReplyDeleteWOW - I'm sorry but you had it rough. I had to look up tryptophan and I found this; "It is an essential amino acid as demonstrated by its growth effects on rats." Funny, I'm to good with big words. I hope you get some needed rest and try to eat a little more :)`
ReplyDeleteYour weekend doesn't sound so fun. I hope you get to see a good movie. My oldest (22) wanted to see "a movie where a cat kills people." We saw Puss in Boots. But the cat didn't kill any people. ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't know anyone that gets a 5 day holiday for T day, but know a lot that are in service and retail that only get T day off and have to work Friday, Saturday and in some cases Sunday.
ReplyDeleteStill - that was a sneaky trick getting you to stay and having to pay for a babysitter. And to have to carry all that mail. I can't imagine how much it grows this time with the extra ads and all the Christmas cards.
May have to rethink sending my cards & packages this season. :)
And yes. The Muppets will completely put you in a much better mood. No doubt about it - plus, at least you can eat the bonus of delicious movie popcorn. YUM. Have fun!
Virtual hugs. Hope the week improves!
ReplyDeleteWhat a busy day at work! I hope you're having a restful day today :0)
ReplyDeleteOh my Julianna, Not even a pee break? Did you wear a diaper? You hard working mama, you. The kids always puke when you're the most exhausted.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Lola
Oh god. Holy cow. Soooo sorry. You need to PACK A LUNCH, Woman!!! Not good to go so long without food.
ReplyDeleteAnd if I had to go that long between peeing??? I would have wet pants. WET wet wet pants.
So you win the Iron Bladder Award.
Congratulations!!!!
It did come with a big cash prize, but after taxes (they needed extra 'cause Michelle wanted a new hairdo and special makeup for the weekend) there wasn't that much left to send, so I bought some tic tacs with it.
Yuck! Puke is bad enough, but TUNA puke? Icky
ReplyDeleteyou REALLY are awesome! and you get the iron bladder award! ;)
ReplyDeletep.s. More muppets I say!
I really, really hope that the Muppet movie makes up for the 10 hour days and the tuna puke. Because you really deserve a break!
ReplyDeleteYou win the prize for the hardest working woman I know. You rock.
ReplyDeleteHope youngest is feeling better....
I wish I could click my heels together and give you a nice long vacation....
Lisa
I just love the way you tell us about your life - but always look at the bright side and post things like the Muppets video... no matter what life is like. Thanks for giving me a smile.
ReplyDeleteSaturday night Peanut said she wasn't feeling well...thank goodness she did not barf...I don't handle that well. Here's to a more restful week for you!
ReplyDeletePS - We had the Cadbury Egg last night. It was YUM!